A C E F
(JA) Waaait Waaait Waaait you mother-fucker
F C G
we challenge you to a rock off,
F C G
(Both)Give us one chance to rock your socks off
D
(JA) If we win,
D Gm D
you must take your sorry ass back to hell
D Gm D# A# F G
and also you will have to pay our rent
Beelzeboss:
Gm
AND WHAT IF I WIN?
F
(JA) Then you can take Kage back to hell..
(KF) What!?
(JA) Trust me kage it's the only way
(KF) What the fuck are you talkin about?
A#
(JA) To be your little bitch
Tenacious D:
(JA) NOOOO! c'mon Kage bring the thunder
Fm Ab
(KF) There's just no way that we can win that was a masterpeice
(JA) Listen to me-
C Fm
(KF) He rocks to hard because he's not a mortal man
(JA) God dammit Kage,
Fm
he's gonna make you his sex slave,
Ab
your gonna gargle Mayonnaise
(KF) Noo
C Fm
(JA) Unless we bust a massive monster mamajam
(KF) Dude,
Fm
we've been through so much shit
Db
(JA) De-activated lasers with my dick
Ab C
(BOTH)Now it's time to blow this fucker down
Fm
(JA) c'mon Kage now it's time to blow doors down
Db Ab D#
(KF) I hear you Jables now it's time to blow doors down
Fm
(JA) Light up the stage cuz its time for a showdown
Db Ab D#
(KF) We'll bend you over then we'll take ya to brown town
Fm
(BOTH)Now we've got to blow this fucker down
Db Ab D#
(KF) He's gonna rape me if we do not blow doors down
Fm
(JA)[C]'mon Kage cuz it's time to blow doors down
Db Ab D#
(KF) OOOOOOh (?) It's time for the black out
Fm C
(JA) Hey educationer, Beelzeboss,
Ab C
we know your weakness our rocket-sauce
Fm C
we rock the cassbaw, and blow your mind
Ab C
we will defeat you, for all mankind
Fm C
you hold the scepter, we hold the key
Ab D#
you are the devil, we are the C
Fm C
D C
Ab D#
D C
Fm C
D C
Ab D#
D C
Fm C
D C
Ab D#
D C
Fm C
D C
Ab D#
D C