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'Cos it's the Pick Of Destiny, child,
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You know it will be rocking 'cos it's fuckin' insane.
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'Cos it's the Pick Of Destiny,
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More precious than a diamond on a platinum chain.
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In Venice Beach there was a man named Kage,
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When he was busking he was all of the rage.
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He met Jables and he taught him well;
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All the techniques that were de-veloped in Hell.
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Cock pushups and the power slide,
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Gig simulation now there's nowhere to hide.
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They formed a band they named Tenacious D,
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And then they got the Pick Of Destiny.
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'Cos it's the Pick Of Destiny, child,
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You know it will be rocking 'cos it's fuckin' insane.
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'Cos it's the Pick Of Destiny, child,
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Our tasty moves are better than a chicken Chow Mein.
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'Cos he who is sleezy, is easy to please-y,
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And she who is juicy, must be Loose-y Goose-y
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And he who is groovy, will be in my movie, so come on.
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The wizard and the demon had a Battle Royale,
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The demon almost killed him with an evil ka-pow.
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But then he broke his tooth and thus the Demon said 'ow'!
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'Cos it's the Pick Of Destiny, child,
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You know it will be rocking 'cos it's fuckin' insane.
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'Cos it's the Pick Of Destiny, child,
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You know our Boogie's better than-a Citizen Kane.
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'Cos he who's a geezer, must live in my freezer,
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And she who is Snarky, is full of marlarky.
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And he who is groovy, will be in my movie, so come on.
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'Cos if you're a diva, then go to Geneva,
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And if you're a croney, then suck on my boney.
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And if you are groovy, then get in my movie, it's called...
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The Pick Of Des-ti-ny,
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